Tonight starting at 8:45, The Katie Halper Show will be screening and commenting on The State Of The Union, which you can watch here. (The stream will be followed by a callin which you can access here.) The guests will be Briahna Joy Gray, Leslie Lee and Daniel Bessner from the American Prestige podcast. Below are the rules of the game…
Drink every time
Kamala Harris looks like she’s about to lunge towards Biden to save him from falling over
Kamala Harris looks like she’s about to lunge towards Biden in order to push him over
Joe Biden blames the Republicans for blocking something he could push forward with the stroke of a pen
Joe Biden talks about Russia in a way that Reagan talked about Russia or in a way that George Dubya Bush talked about Iraq
Joe Biden talks about China in a way that Reagan talked about Russia or in a way that George Dubya Bush talked about Iraq
Joe Biden stumbles while trying to speak
Joe Biden Biden talks about “who we are,” “the soul of the nation” “meeting the moment” or “does a Hillary or Pete-style platitude about unity or the soul of the nation or whatever”
Joe Biden brings up Trump for no reason
Joe Biden mentions lethal or non-lethal weaponry
Joe Biden condemns Russia for something for which he could (but won’t) condemn Israel or Saudi Arabia or The United States
Joe Biden makes a forced personal anecdote about hardworking folks
Joe Biden calls Putin Khrushchev
Joe Biden adlibs a false arrest
a member of the Progressive Caucus stands up to clap for something that is “not-at-all Progressive”
Joe Manchin and/ Or sit on their hands with Republicans
Drink every 8th time Joe Biden fumbles, falls asleep, dies
Please Katie do a Wednesday morning mourning show because this is just too painful and I have to work in the morning. My dogs don’t even have to work but they’re waiting on your Wednesday Mourning because they mostly can’t even understand this jibberish.